William's Résumés!

Current - Here's the résumé that I should be passing along to potential employers. The character references are now included, making this a complete document.

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Old - The recently retired version. Notably, it contains my complete employment history.

Older - Quite complete (to an extreme), but a little too silly. Not that I haven't had any luck with it, but it's worked best when I meet the potential employer in person. Unfortunately, I can't always count on that happening. It is with some reluctance that I retire this classic résumé from active duty, because I will no longer be informing people of which kindergarten I attended.

Very Old - Quite incomplete, but at least it's kind of funny.